Taipei, the city the never sleeps, or eats, or showers, or brushes it's teeth.

Honestly dudes Taipei is filthy, just like kevin....seriously kev get a wash for christs sake. Ok so before I came I messaged a few people in the punk rock scene here. Last night Jeannette and I went out to meet these people......I know what you're thinking and yes I am the best-looking white guy here, but back to these people we meet last night. Jeannette is all like "are you sure you wanna meet up with some people you met on the internet?" and I'm all like, "what's the worst that could happen? besides I can tell that they're nice people from their emoticons." Long story short, I need a bag to pee. HAHAHAHA I kid, I kid because I love, I mean isn't that what life is all about: loving and kidding and loving kids? Any-who, these people we met were actually quite nice; there was a Canadian, an Americian, a Spanish guy and a New Zealand guy. To tell you the truth before last night I was skeptical as to whether or not New Zealand actually exsisted, turns out it does. So we ended up in this crazy side street bar called driftwood. While there we watched these guys play, I have to say they were pretty good. If I had to use one word to describ the show uummm it would be...empty. Yeah thats right there wasn't a soul there, but they put on a good show nonetheless. Following the show we all congregated under some greekish looking structure where we continued to consume mass amounts of beer, and not just any beer Taiwan beer. I later put two and two together and got five so I started over and came up with the right answer........seven, but what I realised was that NOFX are coming here in april and these guys are playing with them, and it turns out that they are looking for another guitarist, and it just so happens that I know how to play guitar. So they invited me to a jam. If all this is true and I'm not making it up, then by May I will have played in a band that opened for NOFX. Well thats all for now I'll fill y'all in on our misadventures in this bowel movement of a city, I'm joking this place is alright..........if your a turd, kidding, kidding.....but seriously this place stinks hard, nah it's pretty good here.

we Love and miss you guys to the max..........phil, sherry all I'm saying is "Barry" he'll get beat up at school, but that will give him a hard tough exterior and a soft gooey sensitive interior, that kind of character makes for great dentists. Just thinking about it thats all I ask.
Miss and love you all.
Chris!!